Tracy police received 179 calls for service on Monday, Dec. 5. The following is a sample of those calls.
12:28 a.m.: A business clerk reported a man broke into a vending machine at Shell, 2375 W. Grant Line Road. He said the man took cash from the machine and headed toward the am/pm.
12:30 a.m.: Police arrested a 21-year-old man for violating a restraining order on the 500 block of Cardoza Road.
5:13 a.m.: A caller reported a car hit a tree after shearing off a fire hydrant outside In-Shape Health Club, 101 N. Tracy Blvd.
5:33 a.m.: A woman called to report someone broke into her car and broke the ignition switch on the 2600 block of Dorset Lane.
7:43 a.m.: Police received a burglar alarm at a house on the 1100 block of Candlewood Drive. The owner told police he let his puppy out to go the bathroom and set off the alarm.
8 a.m.: Police arrested a 52-year-old man at Motel 6, 3810 N. Tracy Blvd., for outstanding warrants.
8:41 a.m.: A caller reported that someone broke into his work truck and stole tools on the 2800 block of Ponte Mira Way.
10:02 a.m.: A caller reported a problem with a homeless man sleeping in front of his trash bin on the 100 block of West 11th Street. He said the garbage company refuses to empty the Dumpster, and the man refuses to leave.
11:14 a.m.: A business clerk reported a customer was causing a problem inside Queen Bee Nails & Spa, 2630 S. Tracy Blvd. She said the customer was yelling that she wanted a refund. Police checked, and the business owner agreed to do the customers nails’ over.
2:56 p.m.: A caller found a note and dog feces at his door on the 500 block of West Whittier Avenue. He said the note stated, “Next time this will be your dead dog.” He said he thought it was from a neighbor.
4:17 p.m.: A caller reported finding a butcher knife in the bushes near Tracy Branch Library, 20 E. Eaton Ave.
5:03 p.m.: Police arrested a 31-year-old man for an outstanding drug warrant following a pedestrian stop near Tracy Boulevard and Vallerand Drive.
5:46 p.m.: A caller reported that someone broke into his house and ransacked it on the 2300 block of Russell Street. Several items were reported missing.
8:02 p.m.: Police arrested two men, ages 21 and 26, for outstanding drug-related warrants following a pedestrian stop on the 3200 block of North Tracy Boulevard.
9:50 p.m.: A woman called 911 on the 1500 block of Bondy Lane, because her bathroom water faucet was shooting out water. Police checked and found her husband repaired it.
11:24 p.m.: A woman requested extra patrols after someone knocked over her Christmas ornaments, which also happened at another house on Clay Court.
• This column includes a sample of items as reported in the Tracy Police Department dispatcher’s daily log. Additional information is based on reports from officers and other law enforcement agencies. Charges may have been added or dropped as of press time, and all suspects are assumed innocent until proven guilty. To report information anonymously about a crime: Crime Stoppers, 831-6847.
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Q: How many chauvinist does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, the woman can clean in the dark.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: Tell her to get back to work!
Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
Men are scum, right ladies? Too bad we own everything!
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%:
Wedding cake.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Why haven’t they sent any women to the moon? Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet.
A. Maleficent
"A woman called 911, because her faucet was shooting out water."
When police arrived, "and found her husband repaired it" she exclaimed, "I became alarmed by the large crack exposing itself in my bathroom."
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Yeah it was totally necessary to call the police for this. More proof that we have too many incompetent and uneducated morons in this city.