Tight Lines: A modest proposal
by Don Moyer / For the Tracy Press
Mar 10, 2011 | 1391 views | 1 1 comments | 5 5 recommendations | email to a friend | print
I read the other day where the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has officially declared the Eastern Mountain Lion as extinct. Because they have been officially de-listed, mountain lions in the entire eastern seaboard are now regulated by the individual states. The Florida panther is still recognized as “threatened” by the U.S. FWS, but the in rest of the states, they no longer exist. Apparently several hundred people a year disagree with the official U.S. government position because they keep reporting mountain lion sightings to their local authorities. I suppose it’s remotely possible that the government could make a mistake. But I guess the lions don’t read those U.S. FWS bulletins.

Meanwhile, way out in the land of fruits and nuts, California put a “save the poor mountain lion” initiative on our state ballot and we passed a state Constitutional amendment prohibiting the hunting of mountain lions in California. Since that time the lion population in California has exploded and we now have thousands of lions all over the state. In fact there have been about two-dozen documented lion attacks on humans in the past 25 years, including three fatalities. I have seen deer carcasses and cattle that have been mauled by lions here in California. Mountain lions are very efficient predators and the attacks on humans will continue, because we’re too stupid to hunt them anymore. Oh, well, I just hope it’s not someone you love who is the next lion kill in California.

I know that I can’t change the whacko government we have here in California, but I do have a modest proposal that might help the situation. We have an active group of talented hound fanciers in California known as the California Houndsmen for Conservation. They are the only kind of hunters who can pursue their quarry, tree them and choose not to kill them. I believe that the CHC members would be willing to catch excess mountain lions unharmed and ship them to any eastern states who would like to re-populate their woods with mountain lions. Of course it would take cutting through a bunch of government red tape and there are undoubtedly innumerable hurdles to overcome, but what the heck have we got to loose?

I think I’ll send a copy of this column to my local State Senator Tom Berryhill, and my Assemblyman Bill Berryhill, and see if they’re willing to contact the California Department of Fish and Game to explore this issue. We could reduce our lion over-population and help some of our eastern states re-populate theirs. I’d even be willing to work with the various parties to help make it happen. What do you say boys? Are you willing to try?

Until next week, tight lines.

• Don Moyer is president and CEO of a consulting firm and has more than 20 years’ experience working with the outdoor recreation community, including anglers, hunters, backpackers, environmental groups and the public. He can be reached at don.moyer@gmail.com.



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March 11, 2011
Question for the Tracy Press:

Why do you print stuff like this? What's the point of it? Surely, there must be at least a few folks left in Tracy who aren't nut jobs and who have something intelligent to say. I totally get the whole 'freedom of speech' thing (31 years of military service) and that everyone is entitled to their opinion, but come on !! This is just sad. I know we're getting close to April Fool's Day. Was this meant as a prank? I bet it was.


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