Voters, brace yourselves for another six months of political ads and fables featuring the POTUS Wizard and his evil opponent. Pay no attention to the distractions of that man behind the curtain!
So far, the fables have featured:
• The “War on Women,” starring “Good Witch” Sandra Fluke and “Bad Witch” Ann Romney.
• “Cruel Dog Ride” featuring Mitt and Ann Romney. (This movie is no longer available due to copyright violation by opponents.)
• “First Gay President,” produced by Newsweek and featuring the haloed leader.
• “The Barber of Cranbrook School,” starring teenage sensations Romney and Lauber.
If we sneak a peek behind the curtain, we get a preview of coming attractions by the president’s presumed opponent:
• “The Broken Deficit Record,” starring President Barack Obama.
• “Missing Budget Case,” starring Sen. Harry Reed.
• “Unemployment Crisis,” starring N.O. Jobs.
Not pretty pictures, but keep your sense of humor — things will get worse.